More quotes by Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed."
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"I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that."
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"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More