More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."