More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."