Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think... - Bill Watterson
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
More quotes by Bill Watterson
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."