Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think... - Bill Watterson

"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."