Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think... - Bill Watterson
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."