Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."

"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."