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"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."
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"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
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"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
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"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."
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"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More