Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."

"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."

"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."