Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."