Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."
"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."
"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."