More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."