Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"Humor is reason gone mad."