What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or an... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I eat a dozen roses."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."