What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arrivin... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."