What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arrivin... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."