What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arrivin... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"