"A child’s imaginary playmate just might actually be there."
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28 quotes about kids
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kids Quotes
"I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s because I set it five minutes ahead when you weren’t looking."
"when we were kidslaying around the lawnon ourbellieswe often talkedabouthowwe'd like todieandwe allagreed on thesamething;we'd alllike to diefucking(althoughnone of ushaddone anyfucking)and nowthatwe are hardlykidsany longerwe think moreabouthownot todieandalthoughwe'rereadymost ofuswouldprefer todo italoneunder thesheetsnowthatmost ofushave fuckedour livesaway."
"In today's classroom everybody wins a trophy, even the one kid who actually won. Soon it will be, let's punish that kid for making the other kids feel like losers."
"Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God."
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
"I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow them to do things for themselves, allow them to be strong, allow them to experience life on their own terms, allow them to take the subway... let them be better people, let them believe more in themselves."
"Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal."
"What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?"
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"I would rather my descendants have greater abilities and a greater knowledge of the love of Christ than I do, much like standing on one's shoulders in order to get a clearer view of the valley."
"Have faith that your child's brain is an evolving planet that rotates at its own speed. It will naturally be attracted to or repel certain subjects. Be patient. Just as there are ugly ducklings that turn into beautiful swans, there are rebellious kids and slow learners that turn into serious innovators and hardcore intellectuals."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
"Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place."
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins."
"Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be."