More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."