More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Half-assing it twice isn’t giving it 100%, but both can be yours for the one-time low-price of half off. Also on SALE now: My love. Order yours today."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."