More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."
"I am Clap Man. It’s a reverse super power, because instead of me doing the heavy lifting, I just applaud and encourage and others do all the work."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."