More quotes by Bill Watterson

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."