Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of... - Bill Watterson
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."