More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."