Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of... - Bill Watterson
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."