I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine tha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."

"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on ‪#‎LoversLane‬."

"My advice to aspiring writers is to read more, write more, and network more. More, more, and more. Then, after you've done all that, do it some more."