I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine tha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."

"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."

"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."