If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. Th... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"