If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. Th... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"