"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)"
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."