Random Inspirational Quotes

"Hanya orang-orang dengan hati damailah yang boleh menerima kejadian buruk dengan lega."

"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."

"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

"Knowledge exists potentially in the human soul like the seed in the soil; by learning the potential becomes actual."

"A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Don't worry about being effective. Just concentrate on being faithful to the truth."

"Even on my weakest daysI get a little bit stronger"

"I failed many times, but I always found myself stronger and wiser."

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."

"What is more precious: a thousand answers derived from one question? Or, one answer…from a thousand questions?"

"And we wept that one so lovely should have a life so brief;"

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"'Do What You Gotta Do' is a positive, inspirational song that says no matter what it is; whether you're up against challenges or trying to get your dreams and aspirations met, you should do what whatever you have to do shy of killing yourself or someone else."

"When you have a good romance, find ways to make their lives miserable and hellish...Do you think 'Titanic' would have been so popular if they had both lived? Not a prayer."

"If you die, angel, it means I'm already dead."

"We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done."

"It's enough for me to be sure that you and I exist at this moment."

"I think the reason we sometimes have the false sense that God is so far away is because that is where we have put him. We have kept him at a distance, and then when we are in need and call on him in prayer, we wonder where he is. He is exactly where we left him."