Random Inspirational Quotes

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods, she pisses me off! Did you see what she just did? Totally blew off this immortal stud to play kiss-the-boo-boo with a fickle little rent-a-cop. Why? 'Cause she's the biggest chickenshit on the planet! I'm ready to toss my bow and pick up a bazooka!"

"‎"Today's dirty hands are tomorrow's muddy water"

"The sight of such aching beauty would infuse his soul with pain."

"There is no eleventh hour with Cosmic Ordering, only the golden hour."

"All you have to go on is the faith of a kiss."

"You will be your best self when you take time to understand what you really need, feel and want."

"You cannot live a nonviolent life as long as you are consuming violence. Please consider going vegan."

"I'm a Prince of Wales Trust ambassador, so I'm all about giving youth an education, a voice and a chance to not take the wrong road."

"The only way I can be angry at you is when I have thought, said, or done something that is unkind in my own opinion."

"Don't worry about hurting me, if that's what you're afraid of. I want to get hurt. At least I´ll feel something for a change."

"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"

"The home environment can undo a lot you try to do at school."

"Yes, when I get big and have my own home, no plush chairs and lace curtains for me. And no rubber plants. I'll have a desk like this in my parlor and white walls and a clean green blotter every Saturday night and a row of shining yellow pencils always sharpened for writing and a golden-brown bowl with a flower or some leaves or berries always in it and books . . . books . . . books. . . ."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success."

"The thing all writers do best is find ways to avoid writing."

"There is too much pain in the world,in all shapes and forms.That is what these people represent.Pain from losing their homes,the death of a loved one,failing an exam,having a leg amputated,not getting a resident permit after years of hoping for a better life...That's what binds them,That's what they potray.Pain."

"Don't put off happiness you can have today. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise"

"I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead."