Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? E... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When I was young, I was 13 going on 31. Then when I was 30 going on 31, I was 30 going on 29. Now I’m in love and I’ve lost all sense of time—and all the rest of my sense."
"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."