Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? E... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."