Random Inspirational Quotes

"...the dead have a way of becoming saints in the eyes of their survivors..."

"In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately."

"What I'm looking for is not out there, it is in me."

"It seems to me that good philosophy will always have a place in the investigation of any matter of deep human importance, because of its commitment to clarity, to carefully drawn distinctions, to calm argument rather than prejudice and dogmatic assertion""Philosophical Interventions"(Reviews 1986-2011)"

"Men and women who turn their lives over to God will discover that He can make a lot more out of their lives than they can. He can deepen their joys, expand their vision, quicken their minds, strengthen their muscles, lift their spirits, multiply their blessings, increase their opportunities, comfort their soals, and pour out peace."

"Much of what was said did not matter, and that much of what mattered could not be said."

"Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."

"The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!"

"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself."

"A bird is safe in its nest - but that is not what its wings are made for."

"Life is beautiful but people are crazy."

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

"Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories."

"The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. work is the key to success, and hard work can help you accomplish anything."

"There was, I found, always more to learn."

"The best punishment for an enemy is forgiveness."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"It's unexpectedly painful to have become a pronoun."