Random Inspirational Quotes

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else."

"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"

"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."

"knowledge, absolutely sure of its infallibility, is faith"

"Excruciating agony makes me cranky."

"When someone sees the same people every day, as had happened with him at the seminary, they wind up becoming a part of that person's life. And then they want the person to change. If someone isn't what others want them to be, the others become angry. Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own."

"You know how sometimes you remember a place you once loved, a movie you’ve enjoyed, only to be disappointed when you return to that place or see that movie for a second time? Well, it wasn’t disappointing. She sounds exactly as I remember her—and there is still something so warm and caring about her that it is difficult to hate her for how she abandoned us."

"Maybe that’s what I have been looking for. When storms and rockslides threaten, I am looking for someone who will hold on to me and not let go."

"A bud has to bloom to unfold her beauty. A child has to become educated to unfold her incredible potential."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Friendship, like love, is destroyed by long absence, though it may be increased by short intermissions."

"Are you desperate or determined? With desperation comes frustration. With determination comes purpose, achievement, and peace…."

"I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up!"

"The difference between me and other people is that they all walk around with onion skins wrapped around them. Pre-meditations, pretentions, the faces that they present to the world, the faces that they present to themselves.. onion skins that come in layer after layer. They're on the inside of all that. And I... I am the inside of the onion skin walking around. I am only me."

"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."

"Although I have the colors, only the Lord can mix them with such harmony."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"Arrogance on the part of the meritorious is even more offensive to us than the arrogance of those without merit: for merit itself is offensive."