Random Inspirational Quotes

"I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life."

"Knowledge counts but common sense matters."

"Why is the measure of love loss?"

"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense."

"The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. The mystery which surrounds a thinking machine already surrounds a thinking man."

"We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike"

"A genius is a lunatic who made it!"

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."

"What would a narrative of happiness be like? All that can be described is what prepares it, and then what destroys it."

"But honestly... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh."

"The connections we make in the course of a life--maybe that's what heaven is."

"Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys."

"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."

"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects."

"They didn't understand what they were doing.I'm afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race."

"The way I define happiness is being the creator of your experience, choosing to take pleasure in what you have, right now, regardless of the circumstances, while being the best you that you can be."

"The negotiations were simultaneously cerebral and physical, abstract and personal, something like a combination of chess and mountain climbing."

"What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."

"When Bill Clinton ran in '92, and I listened to him, and I had of course known of his record from Arkansas, I found him extraordinarily inspirational, and I voted Democratic."