Random Inspirational Quotes

"I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that."

"But do we know how to make love stay?'I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play it day by day."

"You can't just wish change; you have to live the change in order for it to become a reality."

"If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts of mayhem."

"Everything comes down so pasteurizedeverything comes down 16 degreesthey say your amplifier is too loudturn your amplifier downare we high all alone on our kneesmemory is just hips that swinglike a clockthe past projects fantastic scenestic/toc tic/toc tic/tocfuck the clock!"

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries."

"Freeing yourself was one thing, claiming ownership of that freed self was another."

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."

"We are a noisy and blessed little family"

"I mean, if the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?"

"But still I feel I waste a lot of time leaning on my elbow and thinking to myself, "alright sucker, now what?"

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?"

"The Latin words humus, soil/earth, and homo, human being, have a common derivation, from which we also get our word 'humble.' This is the Genesis origin of who we are: dust - dust that the Lord God used to make us a human being. If we cultivate a lively sense of our origin and nurture a sense of continuity with it, who knows, we may also acquire humility."

"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."

"You see, nothing matters except pleasure - which is the opposite of happiness, its tragic part, I expect."

"You who suffer because you love, love still more. To die of love, is to live by it."

"It's easy and natural to be thankful when your expectations are met. The real test of your faith is when things don't go your way, or when you are in pain."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Always try to be joyful and proactively benign to the people. By doing so everyday, people have no control at all over my mood."

"What's the survival value of obsessing on a sunset?"