#positive-thinking

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"The negative patterns that form as a result of this self defeating behaviour actually symbolize the negative belief that we nurture."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"When others walk away from a lost cause, then that is the time you can step in and seize success."