Random Inspirational Quotes

"God answers all prayers, but sometimes his answer is 'no'."

"The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough."

"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."

"The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, imposes them upon himself and upon other scientists."

"I think people just like seeing friendship. I think people like seeing people who just drive each other up the wall, but at same time, can't live without each other."

"Half-assing it twice isn’t giving it 100%, but both can be yours for the one-time low-price of half off. Also on SALE now: My love. Order yours today."

"Let us keep in mind that we do not have to go to the scriptures inorder to approach God. We do not have to find the right scripture inorder to talk to God"."

"Do not forget that the value and interest of life is not so much to do conspicuous things...as to do ordinary things with the perception of their enormous value."

"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."

"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money."

"To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets."

"I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog."This is not a very convincing alibi. He may as well have said, "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."

"إن كان في حياتك تمّة شئٌ يستحقُ التأجيل ... فليكن التأجيلُ نفسُه"

"We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves."

"I've known rivers:I've known rivers ancient as the world and older than the flow of human blood in human veins.My soul has grown deep like the rivers."

"Here the whole world (stars, water, air,And field, and forest, as they wereReflected in a single mind)Like cast off clothes was left behindIn ashes, yet with hopes that she,Re-born from holy poverty,In lenten lands, hereafter mayResume them on her Easter Day."(Epitaph for Joy Davidman)"

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"As a longtime fan of talk radio, I'm very worried about the low opinion that conservative hosts and callers have of the American artist. Art is portrayed as a scam, a rip-off and snow job pushed by snobbish elites."