Random Inspirational Quotes

"He was the crazy one who had painted himself black and defeated the world.She was the book thief without the words.Trust me, though, the words were on their way, and when they arrived, Liesel would hold them in her hands like the clouds, and she would wring them out like rain."

"The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of our hearts."

"true apothecary thy drugs art quick"

"The one phrase you can use is that success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"If we cannot comprehend God in his visible works, how then in his inconceivable thoughts, that call the works into being?"

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."

"Education isn't for getting a job. It's about developing yourself as a human being."

"Any idiot can put up a website."

"I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end."

"If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed."

"Every day is not a day to master but an adventure to experience."

"Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely no limitations to where you can go."

"It seemed there was always a close correlation between true believers and high body counts."

"The church has never been asked to explain anything, our speciality, along with ballistics, has always been the neutralisation of the overly curious mind through faith."

"No one compares to you, but there's no you, except in my dreams tonight."

"An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture."