Random Inspirational Quotes

"We try too much and trust too little. Count the times God's Book tells us to "try."Now count the times it tells us to "trust."

"A flower blossoms for its own joy."

"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."

"Celebrate who you are in your deepest heart. Love yourself and the world will love you."

"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."

"Happiness is the natural flower of duty."

"We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move.We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness insidethat holds whatever we want.We hammer wood for a house, but it is the inner spacethat makes it livable.We work with being, but non-being is what we use."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"We never know when our last day on earth will be. So, love with full sincerity, believe with true faith, and hope with all of your might. Better to have lived in truth and discovered life, than to have lived half heartedly and died long before you ever ceased breathing."

"life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity, & stumble from defeat to defeat."

"You fail because you fear. Be bold. Be fearless."

"Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful."

"You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"When you think a positive thought, you become positive."

"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."

"... you don't have to wait for someone to treat you bad repeatedly. All it takes is once, and if they get away with it that once, if they know they can treat you like that, then it sets the pattern for the future."