Random Inspirational Quotes

"In the battle that is philosophy all the techniques of war, including looting and camouflage, are permissible."

"Art is a liaison between some sort of deranged mentality and others who are not going through it."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Slice a pear and you will find that its flesh is incandescent white. It glows with inner light. Those who carry a knife and a pear are never afraid of the dark."

"When you're in a Slump,you're not in for much fun.Un-slumping yourselfis not easily done."

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."

"My life changed the day I moved beyond just wishing for things and I started earning them. That is the day I learned that we don't get what we wish for, we get what we work for."

"I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy"is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want."

"Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?''None of them likes me back. I may as well like the one I really want."

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"You didn't need a college degree to become one of the people who knew what was really going on. If you paid attention, you could pick things up on your own."

"Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it...."

"Only when I fall do I get up again."

"I'm not an inspirational quote kind of person."

"Guarding knowledge is not a good way to understand. Understanding means to throw away your knowledge."

"Loyalty and friendship, which is to me the same, created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have."

"The beauty of collaboration between older and younger generations is that we combine strength with wisdom—a surefire way to accomplish more for the glory of God."

"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."

"Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep; for your habits and character will be as much influenced by the former as the latter."