#advice

"It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing."

"And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours."

"No one asked you to be happy. Get to work."

"Common sense will nearly always stand you in better stead than a slavish adherence to the conventions."

"Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of one is the tongue, and speech is mightier than all fighting."

"FOCUS = Follow On Course Until Successful."

"I never quite understood the question that says, is the glass half empty or half full? What’s the difference? Eventually it’ll end up empty and in the trash."

"Live your epitaph"

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country."

"Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall."

"I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff."

"High school will probably be better. I mean, some kids will still be jerks, but it's not so bad if you have at least one good friend. Someone who gets you."

"My advice to young entrepreneurs is not to accept defeat in the face of odds, and challenge negative forces with hope, self-confidence and conviction."

"When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them."

"I never want you to deny anything about yourself because you have grown up thinking it’s unacceptable or inconvenient for the people around you."

"Do not allow your thoughts to condemn you."

"It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late."

"Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire."

"There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions."

"In a world so redolent with wonder, how can we allow ourselves to conduct our daily lives with so little insight, such absence of dignity?"