#avoidance

"I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate."

"At first, they'll only dislike what you say, but the more correct you start sounding the more they'll dislike you."

"A person who has been punished is not thereby simply less inclined to behave in a given way; at best, he learns how to avoid punishment."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."