I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoidi... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate."

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