#Business

"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart."

"I never called my work an 'art'. It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment."

"He is the only option for better living."

"Microsoft has had two goals in the last 10 years. One was to copy the Mac, and the other was to copy Lotus' success in the spreadsheet - basically, the applications business. And over the course of the last 10 years, Microsoft accomplished both of those goals. And now they are completely lost."

"I go out there to win. People don't care if you die in this business. The only way I get back is with success."

"I would like this to be a new day. I would hope now that we can focus on doing the people's business."

"To become successful, one must put themselves in the paths of giants!"

"If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald."

"Every man has a specific skill, whether it is discovered or not, that more readily and naturally comes to him than it would to another, and his own should be sought and polished. He excels best in his niche - originality loses its authenticity in one's efforts to obtain originality."

"Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop for groceries, get a haircut, do one's work; get on with the business of one's life. That's the hope, anyway."

"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."

"The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of all the luxury items you’re going to buy once you get rich."

"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."

"No man has a right to expect to succeed in life unless he understands his business, and nobody can understand his business thoroughly unless he learns it by personal application and experience."

"I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire."

"I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But even when I halfsale, I still charge 100%. That’s the Zeno Discount."

"Let your words glorify God and edify your hearers and then beautify your life."

"My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's."

"Patience is a virtue not a vice."

"Man is like a bride unto God. God is jealous when man veers away from Him."