#Business

"To become successful, one must put themselves in the paths of giants!"

"You may not attain the highest height with one leap but my dear; you will reach your destination."

"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"

"Persistence. Perfection. Patience. Power. Prioritize your passion. It keeps you sane."

"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."

"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

"I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up."

"Watching TV at my own time. Its beneficiary, but watching TV at its own time . Its time wasting."

"I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the clever one in the deal. Damn it! Lucifer tricked me!"

"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."

"I love to compete. To me, business is the ultimate sport. It's always on. There is always someone trying to beat me."

"Men love women who are courageous for it means they can go all the way with him in his pursuit of his good dreams and intentions."

"Weigh whatever you are about to say; what will it do to your hearer - encouragement, edification, disappointment or fear? What will it do to your life - glorify, edify, beautify or weigh you down? Speak well and things will go well."

"If you have time to whine then you have time to find solution."

"No man is a success in business unless he loves his work."

"Do an evening review at the end of the day to reflect on what went well, and what you'd do differently next time."

"You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness."

"When you depersonalize abrasive behavior and see it as a call for help you become a catalyst for the best kind of change."

"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."

"I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business."