#Business

"You may not attain the highest height with one leap but my dear; you will reach your destination."

"When a man finds this kind of woman, he will go all out for her knowing that she will not be a letdown."

"Yes, the Bible should be taught in our schools because it is necessary to understand the Bible if we are to truly understand our own culture and how it came to be. The Bible has influenced every part of western culture from our art, music, and history, to our sense of fairness, charity, and business."

"Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards."

"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."

"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart."

"Everyone that enters through Him is secured and the person shall find pastures for himself. Jesus really cares!"

"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."

"I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire."

"The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted artists a world-wide fame princes well might envy."

"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."

"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."

"If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald."

"During the 1950s, Aristotle Onassis and I formed what grew to be a close friendship and association in several business ventures."

"Truth builds trust."

"I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the clever one in the deal. Damn it! Lucifer tricked me!"

"What men have called friendship is only a social arrangement, a mutual adjustment of interests, an interchange of services given and received; it is, in sum, simply a business from which those involved propose to derive a steady profit for their own self-love."

"I want to be the founder of a #startup app called Quid Pro Squid. No idea what it will do, but if I can get enough users, VC money will flow."

"Don't die without fulfilling your purpose."