#calvin

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!(Institutio III.2.3)"

"True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!"

"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"

"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."

"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."