#chores

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."

"If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.’ Once you do that, forget all that fancy junk and rake the leaves – else I’m gonna take a stick to you, boy."

"Housework can kill you if done right."