"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
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5 quotes about cleanliness
Discover inspiring cleanliness quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about cleanliness to inspire your life.
cleanliness Quotes
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet."