More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
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"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
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"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
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"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
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"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
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