Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"