#coffee-table

"If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me."

"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."

"I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter."

"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."