#Correct

"I don't pretend to know everything; I just only speak on matters I know I'll win."

"If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If you were to say, “So you went from one reader to two readers?” you’d be absolutely correct. And after I had congratulated you on your keen guess, I’d thank you for being 50% of my reading base."

"I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory."

"If life had a second edition, how I would correct the proofs."

"At first, they'll only dislike what you say, but the more correct you start sounding the more they'll dislike you."