#Fact

"Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next."

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

"I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up."

"Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me."

"It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late."

"Belief creates the actual fact."

"What strikes me is the fact that in our society, art has become something which is only related to objects, and not to individuals, or to life."

"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."

"***HERE IS A SMALL FACT*** You are going to die."

"In today's classroom everybody wins a trophy, even the one kid who actually won. Soon it will be, let's punish that kid for making the other kids feel like losers."

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right."

"If you say that you never lie in life,you honestly insult my intelligence."