#God

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."

"I always say you can never be extravagant with beauty. Beauty is God made real. Beauty is life."

"We're called to be faithful, to take those first difficult steps--and to leave the results up to God."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Charity even for one person does not make sense except in terms of an effort to love all Creation in response to the Creator's love for it."

"God is the same, even though He has a thousand names; it is up to us to select a name for Him."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"It is not easy to convey a sense of wonder, let alone resurrection wonder, to another. It’s the very nature of wonder to catch us off guard, to circumvent expectations and assumptions. Wonder can’t be packaged, and it can’t be worked up. It requires some sense of being there and some sense of engagement."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead."

"We are women, and my plea is Let me be a woman, holy through and through, asking for nothing but what God wants to give me, receiving with both hands and with all my heart whatever that is."