#hobbes

"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."

"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."