#knowing-oneself

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"