#knowing-oneself

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."