#knowledge-of-self

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"