#knowledge-of-self

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"