#knowledge-of-self

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."