#knowledge-of-self

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"I found a beautiful lane called "I know nothing". it leads it way ; all you got to do is walk in it."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."