"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
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"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."
"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."
"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."
"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."
"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."
"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."
"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."
"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."
"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."
"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."